500 Days of SummerTom: It was like she took a shit on my face like literally.
Girl: Literally?!
Tom: No not literally whats the matter with you?
"Hunny i don't know how to say this, but there's a Chinese family in our bathroom"
"Roses are red, Violets are blue.. FUCK YOU BITCH"
"Summer: I’m going to the supply room. Anyone need anything?
Mckenzie: No thanks.
Tom: I think you know what I need.
*pause*
Tom: Toner
Summer: Oh, Ok sure no prob."
Rachel Hansen: Better that you find this out now before you come home and find her in bed with Lars from Norway.
Tom: Who's Lars from Norway?
Rachel Hansen: He's some guy she met at the gym with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs
1. A Story of Boy Meets Girl - Mychael Danna and Rob Simonsen
2. Us - Regina Spektor
3. There Is A Light That Never Goes Out - The Smiths
4. Bad Kids - Black Lips
5. Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want - The Smiths
6. There Goes The Fear - Doves
7. You Make My Dreams - Hall & Oates
8. Sweet Disposition - The Temper Trap
10. Mushaboom - Feist
11. Hero - Regina Spektor
12. Bookends - Simon & Garfunkel
13. Vagabond - Wolfmother
14. She’s Got You High - Mumm-Ra
15. Here Comes Your Man - Meaghan Smith
16. Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want - She & Him
“Tom: What happens if you fall in love?
Summer: You don’t believe that. Do you?
Tom: What? It’s love. It’s not Santa Claus.”
Summer: We've been like Sid and Nancy for months now
Tom: We've had some disagreements, but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious
Summer: I'm Sid
Tom: Oh, So I'm Nancy
Tom: Did you ever even have a boyfriend?
Summer: Of course
Tom: What Happened? Why didn't they work out?
Summer: What always happens? Life
Summer: Well you're a perfectly adequate greeting card writer
Tom: Thanks you, that's was actually my nickname in college, they used to call me "Perfectly adequate Hanson"
Summer: They used to call me ana
l gir
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-Tom Chokes -
Summer: "... I was very neat and organized
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